How to own the BIGGEST perfume collection…

You can never own enough beautiful Lingerie, and the same goes with perfume; one bottle is never enough…

Wouldn’t it be nice to own a perfume for all occassions? Or to put an outfit on and decide which one of your vast collection fits? And most importantly wouldn’t it be great to have a perfume suited to every single one of your moods?
Well here’s your chance. I’ve came up with a few ideas to help you on your merry way in expanding your collection…

Please note: If you try any of these (tongue-in-cheek) handy hints I will not be held responsible for anything that may happen to you!

FREEBIES
Next time a new perfume is about to be launched by a big brand go to their website and ususally they have a free sample for every household. Easy and won’t get you into any trouble.
Downside: It’s usually only a one time application, but a good way for you to learn if you like a fragrance

PLAY THE DATING GAME
With Valentines day not far away, spring in the air and then summertime approaching, now is the time to shake off those cobweb’s and start dating. But why commit to a date with one guy, when you could potentially date as many days as there are in the week! Potentially seven different perfumes.
Downside: You could get caughtfall in love with all of them making things very complicated feel soul-less

CHANGE YOUR CAREER PATH
Tell all your girlfriends you have decided to become a perfume-maker. You need to do a lot of research with products but don’t have enough cash to to buy so many bottles. Ask them if they could help with your new life-changing career by donating perfume.
Downside: If your friends find out they will never let you forget it. you may also be branded as a liar and lose your friends.

BECOME MOANING MAVIS
Write a letter of complaint to all the major fragrance brands you know. Complain about anything; cutting your finger on a fragrance bottle or being treated badly by staff in a boutique. Tell the company if they don’t react in a compensational manner you will have no other choice than to take the matter further… Watch the vouchers come rolling in and you can run to the perfume counter to shop!
Downside: You might just recieve a letter of apology making you feel a bit guilty

ACT AS A JOURNALIST
You are a journalist for the day from a fairly well known magazine or newspaper.. Go into all major department stores and explain to the girl at the perfume counter that you are writing a column about customer service, layout of product and variety of perfume brands. At this point ask her if the store recieves enough testers for each perfume brands? When she replies “yes”, say “good, so I will take a selection with me-” before she has a chance to ask why continue, looking charming, honest and intelligent and say “do you know you have been the friendliest person and best store all day? I will remember you…(name, read from her badge). The girl will smile and run into the back for samples… mission complete!
Downside: She asks for your identification or worse, calls security!!! RUN!